"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
05/09/2014 at 09:50 • Filed to: ad watch
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"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
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Seriously, imagine if you're taking a nice and refreshing afternoon nap and then you wake up in a Toyota dealer with your parents about to buy a Camry. The pain and horror that goes through your head as you realize that you'll never get to experience the sound of a motor or the thrill of the road. You'll grow up in complete isolation to become just another zombie in a daily commute. The only qualities that you will begin to desire are safety, comfort, and quietness. That poor soul of the creepy CGI baby will haunt your dreams as you feel his sorrow.
Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/09/2014 at 09:58 |
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I feel like I'm the only one the would sacrifice some safety for excitement. After all, less safety is thrilling (at some point). I wouldn't harm my passengers, but I drive an unsafe (Read: 40 year old stock 2002) car every day, like I stole it. If I die, at least I'll be happy.
EL_ULY
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/09/2014 at 10:00 |
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Why so much hate :'(
With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/09/2014 at 10:32 |
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Years ago, I went car shopping with my wife and our daughter, who was in a baby carrier like that. When the baby started fussing and crying the salesman knew he had us. We would do anything to get out of that situation, including accepting a bad deal. Never again.